this friggin life swear all about it blog

Money Money Money....

2005-07-29T06:05:00.000-07:00

*to be sung in the style of Abba's "Money Money Money"

I work all night, I work all day
To pay the dvds i wanna play
Ain't it sad
And there still never seems to be a penny left for me
That's too bad
In my dreams I have a plan
If I got me a wealthy man
I wouldn't have to work at all
I'd go rushing to the mall

Money money money
Must be funny
For a rich man's girl
Money money money
Give it to me
I want the friggin world!

aahaaaaa.....

A dad like that is hard to find
But still i can't get him off my mind
Ain't it sad
And if he happens to be free
I bet he wouldn't belanja me
And that's too bad
So I must leave, I have to go
To Genting Highlands or Singapore
And win a fortune
My life will never be the same....

Money money money
I need it baby
For my dvds...
Money money money
Buy me cds...
Or get me the friggin world!

aaahaaa.....

Money money money
I want more money
Though i'm a rich man's girl
Money money money
Someone give me
Though i'm a rich man's girl

(ps: don't think i'm boasting bout it... but the fact is i got my first paycheck today after 1 month of working!! 400 bucks! i don't know what to do with it.... besides the lotr extended version dvd set which i've been saving for and only have to use 100 bux of the 400..)

The race of superhumans....

2005-07-20T09:09:00.000-07:00

Ladies and ladies....
After 3 weeks of painstaking, back-breaking, bone-clenching, jaw-breaking weeks of working at an accounting firm
(aka nava and associates send all your accounting needs to them eventhough you prob can't see their signboard because the friggin mpk said it was too big by standards at first but now it's so small you prob need a telescope to view it properly)
i have come to the conclusion...

that this incredibly not endangered species
numberso ilovetocountis
is officially...
SUPERHUMAN

*star wars theme song plays in background*

yes, ladies and germs it's official...
i viewed it with my own already red eyes
the horror, the agony, the torture
that is being an accountant...
all day...
schedule, after schedule...
bank after journal after cash vouchers
not to mention the photocopying and...
papercuts

*person reading this should gasp now for full incredibly amazed effect*

yes...
they deal with this...
and march on..
continuing with their work as if nothing happens...
being swallowed, eaten alive
by these other predators
cliento iruletheworldis
"is this what you said?"
"no... i said bla bla bla"
"you can't do that it's illegal"
"i pay you to do my accounts not be my lawyer"

*alfred hitchcock movie theme playing in background as the big boss aka my mom walks into scene*

"what seems to be the problem?"
"he...he...he won't listen..."
"oh... he won't?"

*5 minutes later after spending some time in my mom's discussion room*

"you can do whatever you want with my accounts... just don't send me in there again!"

*evil smirk befalls mom's employee*

and then... it happens...
the once harmless useless species..
becomes a predator...

"vickee...come here..."
and i, the substitutous pitymeus
walk off... with files... and files...
and files...
to photocopy, write, and send for approval...

haih.... the numberso ilovetocountis....
what a marvelous creature...

(please note points have been exaggerated for blogging purposes)

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorn....or scorned...

2005-07-10T07:43:00.000-07:00

Today i learnt a valuable lesson.
Never ever ever ever diss an overworked woman....
All i did was try and play gta san andreas....
Now that wasn't too bad was it?!

But no....
My overworked wife decided to go wonky on me...
And so i started seeing stripes and strange colours
instead of the usual elven maiden warcraft wallpaper
i have as my desktop screensaver....

I felt sad...
so so so sad...
and so i tried cheering her up
by giving her new colour
and a new resolution....
and you know what?

she agreed!
and she warned me that
i had to end the affair
with my graphic card boyfriend...

shit happens,
life hurts you, and it can kill you...
but how do you part with something
you've loved for 4 years?
it's not possible!
it's...it's inhuman!

but my wife understood this...
and decided...
to let me keep him.
but i had to promise not to see him that often
and that i had to devote more of my time to her...

of course she doesn't know about my compaq laptop mistress so..........

hitchhiker's guide to galaxy

2005-07-02T09:58:00.000-07:00

watch it watch it watch it watch it watch it watch it watch it watch it watch it watch it watch it........

there have i convinced you?
no??

well... that won't do....
let's try this again....

watch it watch it watch it watch it watch it watch it watch it watch it watch it watch it watch it........

*recite this to yourself 1000 times*

there....

NOW GO AND GET YOUR BUTT OUT THERE AND WATCH IT!

(my blog posts are becoming insignificant, i know....)

Me getting jobs....

2005-06-25T21:43:00.000-07:00

Yeah, you read correctly...
I, Vickee the incredible wonderful amazing unbelievable...
Am getting 2 jobs.....

My brains are fried from doing nothing
So i figured what the hey

No la... actually it's more like helping
I ain't getting paid nothing..
But coffee and food muah ha ha ha

I'll be working for my mom...
Doing accounts
Which i still loathe and despise
Despite what everyone says about how wonderful it is
Actually.... i doubt i'll be calculating.
Apparently it's taxation period or some period accountants hate right now
And she's short-handed....
Trainee's ain't working well yet... inexperienced and all that jazz

Then, i'll be working for Aunty Param, my mom's best friend..
At her kindergarten.
I was there at the beginning of the year
And i tell you
I SALUTE her man..............
Should've seen the first few days
It was nuts!!!!!
They pee-d on the floor
They cried to no end
I was continously assaulted by a 3 year old
who clawed me and whacked me and nearly threw a chair at me
not that it was painful but still
it's like packing the earth's atmosphere into a tin can...
when you open it the whole thing explodes!!!

He he he can't wait....
Apparently they're all better now...
note the APPARENTLY....
See they're like angels in front of her
but the moment she leaves
I get the worst of it
Mainly because i don't scold them
I reason....
Not that it works.................................

ps: attn mich and lynn and maiya.... how did you ppl do that to your blogs? i mean the background and the designs?? it's so cool!!!!!

conversation with myself...again...

2005-06-24T00:39:00.000-07:00

*yo.. haven't seen you in a while*
yeah...where ya been?

*oh, nowhere... just your sub-concious*
What were you doing in my sub-c may i ask?

*no you may not ask*
i'm gonna ask you anyway what were you doing there?

*why are you pestering me?*
you're making me pester you that's why

*is pester even a word?*
do you even exist?

*hey that hurts...*
ooooh.... how painful

*that was just bitchy*
shut up you're the bitchy one

*you got a messed up brain*
since you live in it, yeah it must be messed up

*it was waaaaay more messed up till i came along*
oh really? fat lot of organizing you did

*oh yeah?!*
yeah

*oh yeah?!*
what are you three years old?

*you're talking to your brain you tell me who's the three year old*
shut up

*i got a gift*
a gift?! what gift? messing up people's brains?

*i'm a wise man*
you said it yourself your intelligence was never appreciated

*i did not*
yes you did

*did not!*
did so

*did not did not did not did not did.....*
did so to the power of infinity

*that's 1*
who says? you never took math in college

*neither did you*
yeah but...

*ha ha no reply ha ha*
shut up bitch

*ooooh...i'm soooo scared*
geez... you really are a 3 year old

*mommy help me*
grrrrrr

*muah ha ha ha you can't win*
no... but i can shut you up

*eh?*
i'm gonna go to sleep

*wait..wait let's be reasonable*
you MUST be joking

*no..you can't do this*
zzzzz

*log in failed, systematic error, bzzt bzzt, shut down, overload...*

and i sleep happily ever after...the end...

2005-06-20T22:01:00.000-07:00

ahhh... the princes of wales.... both good looking... but i prefer price harry....he he he :)

He he he....

2005-06-20T06:37:00.000-07:00

Bet all of you are wondering what the heck is wrong with this girl posting pictures of decently attractive men on her blog and not yappin away about how yucky life is?

Well, i figured, if i can swear about this friggin life, why can't i share simple pleasures... like attractive men everyone wants to meet but knows it's close to impossible to do so :P

Yeah yeah my guy friends are whacking me about it but hey.... it's my blog....

psssst... don't worry i'll post some pretty ladies up there soon too....

2005-06-20T06:36:00.000-07:00

J from 5ive... man he was(still is) soooo good looking, and my inspiration to get an eyering!! come to think of it, all of em were good looking, and the music was superb while it lasted

2005-06-18T22:07:00.000-07:00

vin diesel...ah, vin diesel...words really can't describe a muscle man baby sitter now can they?

2005-06-18T06:39:00.000-07:00

Elijah Wood is sooooooo good looking here.... pippin a bit cacat-ed but the others look cool don't they?

BLEUK ;p

2005-06-16T00:22:00.000-07:00

You noe what....
Some people are INSANE...
Some people are CRAZY....
And some people are just plain MELISSA...

You know what she did to me???
You know what she made me do???
She made me.... made me.....
Wear that, that forbidden colour....

P-p-p-p-p-....
I can't say it...
It's too vulgar....

P-P-P-PIN...
No...no!!! Keep it AWAY FROM ME!!!!

PINK!!
She made me wear.....it.......
She made me do it!!!!

Oh... and you know what else we did?
Today, ladies and ladies.....
The 16th day of June in the year 2005.....
I walked....
from Masjid Jamek to KLCC....

Yesssss.....
It was momentous!
It was incredible!
It was back-breaking!
It was sweaty!
Now my head is spinning
and my legs are like jelly
*wobble wobble*
But it felt gooooooooooooooooood...........

All that adrenaline pumping through my veins
Out of the need to pee
And get into an air-conditioned space
Is unlike anything i've ever felt
since bungee-jumping in nz 2 years ago....

what a rush!!!

ps: To date, i have watched 21 movies in TGV KLCC.... Ain't that somethin....
pps: I wanna go home (in kluang) and hibernate....

Timeline: 9th June 2005

2005-06-09T20:35:00.000-07:00

7.00am- wake up for the first time in 1/2 year after 7 hours of sleep

8.00 am- after bathing, pack bag. instinctively include statement of entry eventhoungh exam is over

8.01-8.44 am- wander around house feeling empty and with nothing to do

8.45 am- leave for college

9.15 am-reach college and discover the new feeling of freedom.... and that i've been attacked by a band of bloodthirsty mosquitoes....ahhhh taylor's.... 20K paid for education and vampires of mosquitoes

9.30am- hungry hungry.... go makan with melissa and hwee li at cabana.... nasi lemak... one last time(ha ha went again today, 10th june)

9.45am-go to bus stop

9.55am-get on bus all the way to kelana jaya lrt station

10 something am- arrive at kelana, grab the lrt to klcc

10 something am still- arrive at klcc.......

11 to 1.30 pm- walk around and round to buy presents for aazma(my classmate from pakistan) and zhen wei (an idiot in my class muah ha ha ha)

okay if i keep this up i'm gonna fall asleep doing it.

*fastforwards timeline*
took lrt, then ktm back to subang

2.30 pm- arrive back at subang

2.45pm-go to subang parade, melissa needs some stuff

4 pm- back at college

*fastforwards timeline*
went to idp to get forms for australian uni, went back, got ready and dressed

7pm- aunt sends me and julie(classmate also living in klang) back to ktm station to take train to midvalley

8pm-arrive at kl sentral...(did i mention at this point we are actually 1 hour late for the party?)
- miss the train

8.43pm-get on another one, took us exactly 180 seconds to get to midvalley(we were bored)

8.50pm-make a grand entrance at chili's being the v.i.p's we are...

8.50-10.45pm- act like complete babboons and mentally unstable ppl.
- snapped soooo many pictures we are all currently temporarily blind
-say goodbye to aazma and all the others we wouldn't be seing anymore

*sob sob weep weep*

11.30pm- arrive home

1.00am- zzzzzzzzz..............

MERDEKA!

2005-06-07T22:57:00.000-07:00

Tanggal hari ke-lapan...
Bulan 6 dua ribu lima....
Hari yang mulia,
Hari yang bahagia,
Sambut dengan jiwa yang merdeka.....

Mari kita seluruh warga A levels....
Ramai-ramai menyambut hari merdeka
MERDEKA!
kosong lapan kosong enam,
dua ribu lima,
Hari mulia....
Warga A levels merdeka....

MERDEKA!
MERDEKA!
MERDEKA!

ps: Thanks to Sudirman for thinking of the original song.

"Free at last, free at last.... Thank God Almighty.... We're free at last!"
-martin luther king jr.-

Fragments of a broken heart....

2005-06-06T02:02:00.000-07:00

i'm SO blUR and So FecKIN TiRed I;M Making typo Errors Like noBody's BusiNESs...

So IF yoU cOuld...

SpaRe SomE tiME...

For THis PoOR MortAL SOul's ComplAINts....

It WouLD bE vERY mucH aPPreciaTED....

A LevELS is goNNA be Over...

AnD I FEEl like Shit....

I HatE ThiS Dang CollEGE...

i hATE This DanG SYstem....

I Hate THE idIOT whOSE HandphonE JUSt wENT off in tHIS Com Lab....

I HaTE THe dANg HallProBE ExperiMenT....

i hATe THis Dang KEYboaRD....

i hATE This DanG MouSE....

i hATE tHIS DAng fEEling ThAT tHE fRIGGin worLD

is GonNA FRiggiN SWallow ME whOLE....

i hATE tHE fACT that I DiDN'T stUDy EnouGH lAST yeAR....

I hATe thE FaCt tHaT I DiSSaPOinteD My PaREnts WiTh My ResULts....

And ThaT I Don'T WanT TO ActUALly stuDY MedICine....
(they don't know so no one tell)

I HatE The FaCT tHAt my Mom and DaD LoVe me SO muCH

ThEY HiDe ALL thE PAin They feeL BecAUSE of ME fROm Me....

eVenThouGH I KnoW IT'S tHeRE In TheIR eYEs....

I HaTE tHe FacT tHat RevENGe of ThE sITh is Out

And I HaVE tO WAit 5 DayS To GO wATch it....

I hATe ThE WaY i'M ABusINg ThiS bLOG

aND MakiNG IT a ComPLAINt zoNE...

i hATE tHE WaY mY BRain Is teLLing Me to StOP

bUT MY heaRT sAY's Keep ON TYpinG....

8 days and 4 papers to go....

2005-05-31T02:10:00.000-07:00

yes ladies and gents, there is only

8 DAYS

and

4 PAPERS

to go

and then

I WILL BE

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Muah ha ha ha ha ha

"Free at last, free at last
Thank God Almighty,
We're free at last..........."

-Martin Luther King Jr.-

I will be CHANTING this on JUNE 8TH 2005.... stay tuned for the victory speech on the same day................ if i'm not too busy celebrating my joy of course :)

Oh ya, i really really think you guys should read Martin Luther King Jr.'s speech "I Have A Dream"........ of all the speeches i've heard and read from civil rights leaders like Nelson Mandela and JFK, this is by far THE MOST INSPIRING.... isn't incredible how the force and voice of one man, one human, one mere mortal can do so much? I mean, look at that midget Hitler... One example of a crazy idiotic man who sent the world into chaos....

i'm putting the link here so you guys can go look at Martin Luther King Jr's speech. Trust me, it's worth your time....

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/mlk/king/speeches.html

look at some of his other speeches too....they're really great to quote from. they even have mp3's of him giving the speech, so you can actually hear it.

ciaoz

2005-05-28T22:09:00.000-07:00

you guys wanna see the bitch? that's her, sitting down, in the centre beside me... smiling away.... my friends are cartoon characters in case you haven't noticed. this is how big the class USED to be, 24 ppl. There's only 18 of us now.... i'm kinda glad the class shrank. We all got closer...

this life...

2005-05-28T07:44:00.000-07:00

have you ever wondered why life is soooooooooo confusing?
i have....
as a matter of fact, i'm still pondering that question...

it's annoying to know
that in 2 weeks (less than that actually)
A levels will be over...

I'm happy it's over...
you know, happy i won't have to look
at that bitch punya muka anymore...

I'm happy
i no longer need to attend tuitions...
not that i didn't like them
just you know... it's a huge relief....

But...
man oh man i'm gonna miss alot...
klcc, dota-ing, the friggin zoo at taylor's...
my new friends....new friendships....

but...
man oh man, it feels gooooooooood
to come home to kluang
the good ol small town, with my good ol budz...

i haven't felt this way since......
well..... ever actually....
even form 5 wasn't this painful or confusing...

maybe it's the fact that i kept my friendships
from form 5
they're still there for me....
still in contact...
so i don't feel so bad

but these ppl are in kl...
i'm not from kl....
i can't go up every weekend
the way i come down every weekend

life sucks sometimes....
don't you think?

Conversation with myself... again...

2005-05-23T23:32:00.000-07:00

*what are you doing?*
blogging duh....

*shouldn't you be studying?*
man i've been studying since 8 this morning i need a break

*really? i don't remember much of your notes...*
shut up... they're in there somewhere

*liar liar pants on fire*
no it ain't

*mood killer*
i was in a good mood till you decided to piss me off!

*i didn't piss you off, you pissed yourself off*
damn you bitch get outta my head

*you just proclaimed your inner self a bitch*
sooooooooooo???? you always were one...

*did you know progesterone prevents miscarriage?*
seeeeeeeeeeeeee??? it was inside my head somewhere....

*and that prolactin is made before birth but released after?*
yupz... can we stop?

*why? i'm on a role...*
it's a blog not a friggin bio textbook

*my intelligence was never appreciated*
did i just praise myself? yeeeeeeeeessssssshhhhhh......

*A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y and Z*
now i need to go and pee won't you come along with me???

dedicated to hui ping....

2005-05-23T23:23:00.000-07:00

yeah....
this girl's a good friend of mine in college
so good i decided to dedicated an entire posting to her....

you see, yesterday, at george's tuition
hui ping was forced to accept
that she had weak "forces of attraction" for this guy

but george spotted the chemistry between these two
and put them together
no bond was between them....yet......

but, as they drew closer,
and as one polarised the other
they discovered
a weak van der waals force was being formed

who knows
maybe in the not too distant future
it could be a covalent bond
or better still
a hydrogen bond.......

hyuk hyuk hyuk if she reads this i'm gonna get WHACKED!!

the end is near....

2005-05-19T01:17:00.000-07:00

The end is near....
I've just finished my physics prac paper....
And it just dawned on me...
1 week has passed just like that!
I've finished 4 of my papers already....
only 2 weeks to go.....

sigh sigh mutter mutter whine whine....

New game website

2005-05-17T23:46:00.000-07:00

hey ppl...
guess what?

i discovered this really cool website with tons of flash games!

www.gamesofgondor.com

as you may realize, most of the games have lord-of-the-ringsy type characters...
it's really amusing!

i recommend:
lord of the rings battle
angry old wizard
kill kenny (as in kenny from south park)
love hina sim date rpg
jungle or forest battle... something like that

damn funny la the animation!
you can see gandalf, saruman, orcs.... kenny....

ha ha ha have fun y'all!!!

ps: bio final exam sucked... hopefully i can maintain my B...

the wonderful world of a flip-phone

2005-05-16T03:17:00.001-07:00

Today i spent 2 hours observing this girl at the Taylor's College zoo (yeah we have a place affectionately known as the zoo because you can see loads of 'animals' doing all sorts of things and because it looks like a jungle)

She had this samsung flip phone.... and you know what? i found that how you "flip" your phone can indicate your emotion....and be used as a drama queen tool to make things seem so much more dramatic and traumatising than they actually are!

the "Flip-o-meter"

Soft flip
"I'm confused about the conversation and i need to think about it again"
OR
"Damn.... think i slammed it too hard the last time and near broke it in half. Better do it softly now..."
OR
"I'm using my mom's phone and i don't want to wake her up"

Normal flip
"La di dum di dum.... everything went well... the conversation was productive"
OR
"I am in denial about what happened during the conversation and i am trying to appear normal"

Slam flip
"I'm pissed... and i'm late!"
OR
"I'm so rich i couldn't be bothered about the condition of the phone"
OR
"I ate spinach this morning and have some extra strength left over"

Toss-to-the-wall flip
"My bf/gf's gonna get bludgeoned when i get my hands on him/her"
OR
"I needed to add some *umph* to the situation"
OR
"DAMN MY PHONE IS WHONKY!!"

he he he... yeah i'm bored.... have bio finals tomoro... la la la la la

*brain cells are not available for constructive blogging*
*please leave a message if you wish to after the beep*
*beep*

hello...

2005-05-11T23:28:00.000-07:00

guess what?
in 3 days, i will be sitting for my A level finals....
can't wait....
oh d joy....
can't you feel the love i have for
the cambridge intl exam syndicate?
gotta love a bunch of disoriented professors
who wear fuzzy sweaters
and find everything terribly interesting....

oh well...
watched kingdom of heaven
have to admit, it had me going
WOW
at the end of it...
you think the fight scenes in lotr have too much detail?
wait till you see this movie...
it's really cool... go watch it...

and you noe wat?
i'm gonna die!!!!
had to announce that...
my finals are next week PEOPLE
NEXT WEEK!!!

sob sob
weep weep
whine whine

But when i think about it
Now that it's gonna be over
i'm kinda happy but sad
you know, new pals.... i was just getting used to the pollution....
and soon as it starts, it ends...

on the bright side,
i won't be seeing that bitch's (ms.kalppana) face anymore...
am happy bout that...
actually, that's an understatement...
i'm ECSTATIC!!!

*hungry...i am so hungry... i want some curry...* [in chipmunk voice]

my stomach can only take so much abuse
i left a packet of chips on the cafe table with a friend of mine
who is a makan monster
better hurry before she swallows it whole
ciaoz.......

ps: i got LOADS more pics to put up... it's gonna get interesting... :)

2005-05-07T08:16:00.000-07:00

yeeess....we were all sooo intelligent.....always doing our homework.... or copying someone else's for that matter....

2005-05-07T08:14:00.000-07:00

oh my god can't wait for this to be oveeer

My prrrreeeeeeciiiiioussss

2005-05-06T20:55:00.000-07:00

Yes...Yes....
We's needs its...
We's needs the prrrreeeeciiiousss.....
*gollum gollum*
No...He good master, he never takes it from us
No... they lied....the fat hobbitses
master lied to us!
They stole it from us!
They stole it from ussssssss.....
we must get the precious back
we must
yes....yessssss.....
we must get it back....
but how?
the fat hobbitses is always watching usses...
we's needs rreeciiiiiiousssssssssssssssss.....
my prrreeeciiiooooooousssssssss......
you will come back to me!
*gollum gollum*
oh yessss you will....
you will return to gollum...
my prrreeciiousss.......

note: my dad(the fat hobbit) ate the piece of cheesecake meant for me and now i'm pissed ok?

my 16 after-test resolutions

2005-05-03T21:30:00.000-07:00

My brain is OFFICIALLY a bulk of scattered mass........
Nothing connects anymore.....
Not that it connected that well before but hey....

As i sit here
in the computer laboratory
sipping on a can of smuggled nescafe latte
and watching the fur on my hand stand
due to the friggin air-con unit that's in my friggin face
i realise that
i'm doomed............................................................

but you know what
let's not dwell in the realm of hopelessness
here's what i'm going to do after A levels before uni....

1. Read the encyclopaedia i have at home that's been hibernating since the day i got it (2 yrs ago)

2. Lose 20kg

3. Study about cars and motorbikes...something i've been putting off for waaaaaaay too long

4. Hope i'll get into a later intake at the uni i'm gonna be entering

5. schedule dota meetings with friends in kl and mamak meetings with friends in kluang

6. Paint my room walls.... with my own artwork....

7. Finish my Blah Wars saga (it's hanging at episode 1: the flabby menace)

8. rub it in that i'm done with my A levels course to others that are not

9. go to NZ on my own

10. learn pilates (hoping it will lengthen my spine the way it did Oprah's)

11. buy original dvds of some movies i've been wanting to watch over and over again for a while now (eg big fish, pacifier, coach carter, lotr(extended version)............all in all there's about 10 movies (trilogies and goodness-knows-what-othergies count as one movie) like star wars)

12. use computer and laptop for game playing till breaking point

13. get a job to support my expensive expenses (so i won't feel that guilty bout ripping my parents off)

14. support frens going through stpm

15. keep insisting i should do vet science after medicine (it's gonna happen even if my parents disagree to it)

16. drive the cars on my own without worrying my extremely (but not surprisingly) paranoid parents

there.... 16 goals... shouldn't be too hard should it?

R.I.P Flubber

2005-04-28T01:47:00.000-07:00

The relationship started but ended so soon....
Flubber (11.30p.m 28th April- 12.05p.m 28th April)
lead a happy and fulfilling life till he
WAS MURDERED!!!!!

by who you ask?
which vile stupid creature would murder a gentle beast???
who?????
that samurai eyed monster*

i thought he would catch him...
but noooooooo
he had to drop him into
the treacherous filthy longkang
which is now his final resting place....
melting away... with the rain.... in all his agony

-sob sob weep weep-

but, not all tears are those of sadness....
i got a new buddy now
a joint effort between me, a malaysian and my *pakistani friend...
Blubber!!!

yeah, so i blew another 2 bux but hey....
what price can you put on friendship??

* names have been changed to protect privacy and dignity...literally!

seriously la i don't want to study... no matter how hard i try i noe it'll turn out bad....

ATTENTION NON BLOGGERS!

2005-04-27T20:50:00.000-07:00

SORRY bout the no comment thingy i enabled.... i ter-enable that's why

now you all can post comment too!

spread the word... i want people to know about my miserable life

*blubber blibber*

oh... Flubber and Flibber say hi...

Flubber Blubber......

2005-04-27T20:42:00.000-07:00

Hello....
This is my friend Flubber

*blubber blubber*

i bought him at the SAM carnival
he was soooo cute i couldn't resist buying his sister Flibber too

*blibber blibber*

they were of different colours but have now merged into one
you gotta love a gooey pet
he talks to me....
he lets me stretch him to the far corners of the universe

he likes the air-con
it prevents him from having a meltdown
she's a little feisty though
sometimes she breaks off but she finds her way back

aaaah........... Flubber.......

okay la, i bought this gooey thingy from these people doing sam for a buck that'll go to charity. i thought it was stupid but it really was quite cool! i'd post a pic but this damn taylor's college firewall won't let me get the program....

really lotsa fun!!! i'm gonna go scare my classmates later....
will report...

Lord of the rings and Vin Diesel....my personal obsessions....

2005-04-26T21:03:00.000-07:00

For the past two nights i've been watching LOTR: Return of the King extended version......

I never realised how much i loved this trilogy....
but now i know!!!
I am in LURVE.....
Aragorn... oh man oh man that hunk of a man named Viggo Mortensen....
Legolas....oh man oh man that hunk of an elf named Orlando Bloom....
Gimli....oh man oh man that really cute dwarf named John Rys Davis
Frodo and Sam.... Elijah Wood (incredibly blue eyes) and Sean Astin
Merry and Pippin.... Dominic Monaghan and Billy Boyd
Arwen... Elrond.... that really cute elf extra who was accompanying her to the ship who unfortunately did not get enough airtime and only said what 5 words?....
Gandalf........ Gollum.......

How do you get over an obsession like this?
I haven't been this obsessed since star wars.....

Haih...

*pause to catch breath*

yes i had to announce this on the blog... why? i do not know...

let's talk about vin diesel now
he's such a HUNK!!!
i dunno... what is it with me and action men?
he's sooooo cute in the movie
he even does a little panda dance for the boy

all you people who love a comedy go watch this!
despite how predictable it was it still managed to get me by surprise at the end
good movie for all ages!
go watch....do it for vin diesel!!!!

*lovingly gazes(again) at vin diesel card in wallet*

conversation with myself

2005-04-24T22:56:00.000-07:00

*got band 8.5 for ielts*
muah ha ha ha ha

*got 1 A and 2 E's for my trials*
muah ha ha ha ha-er

*excellllllllllllent*
you said it

*ms.kalppana didn't come today*
hallelujah!!!

*she probably dropped dead looking at the class trial results*
god forbid wei.... i hate her but not to that extent.......

*mr.subra was pleased with our physics results (class average was 45%)
yup yup that's our teacher Bob for ya.... we love him the way he is!

*these thoughts are disturbing*
hey i'm schizo what can you say?

*shut up*
you shut up

*i'm going off now*
go la, who's stopping you??

*wah lao don la liddat*
leave or i'm calling the cops!

*you ruined someones date by driving through a puddle of water in kluang*
hey.... he looked like an idiot who was with a girl who deserved so much more

*i'm telling*
my dad was with me...dude was his patient, he called and apologized

*couldn't do it yourself could ya??*
hey hey hey no confrontation.... as they say in the movies i'm a woman of peace

*oh puhleeeazzz don't make me vomit blood*
hey, if you vomit blood then i vomit blood then we both die.... and i wanna live!

*fuck you*
fuck you back

*ne ne ne bu bu*
stick your head in doo doo

*oh this is ridiculous*
you said it yourself

incoming transmission....

2005-04-23T02:53:00.000-07:00

--------receiving transmission----------------------------------

greetings fellow earthlings...
it is I, the green elefant, absolute leader of all insane souls
on this miserable planet we all call home...
sorry for the missing-in-action sequence for the past two weeks...
been back home and my internet service here WAS wonky

but you know what????
My parents, being the kind generous souls they are
Have gotten me BROADBAND!!!!!!
Muah ha ha ha....
No, not the 1 MB one... that's soooooo friggin expensive!!
it's the 512k one... 44 bux for unlimited access.... cool huh?
cool and decently priced.....
the 1 MB one is 65 bux, and i'm not home that often anymore!!

but i will be starting june 20th or something like that
back in good ol kluang.........
no more college.... no more subang..... no more expensive expenditure

HALLELUJAH!!!!

life is great....

only one small teeeny tiiiiny widdle problem...

NO MORE DOTA!!!!!!!!!

Oh my heart aches and burns just thinking about it....
It's...it's....unbearable! unimaginable! unthinkable even....

sorry earthlings, i appear to be colliding into asteroids

--------------end of transmission--------------------------

Chem Trials

2005-04-06T01:37:00.000-07:00

Aaaaaahhhh....... the last installation of my trial jinx....

Things that went wrong today:

I bertekad dan berazam want to wake up at 4 a.m. to study chem.... i set my alarm clock for 4 a.m.... and finf myself snoozing it about a gazillion times before i finally force myself outta bed at 5.30a.m.
I got out of the bathroom in time, a little late but better than most days, come out, check to make sure uncle ain't out yet (he ain't) walk back into the room, pack my stuff, comb my hair..... and discover he's REVERSING!!!! blardy hell...
Fell asleep on my way to college... missed light and easy's breakfast trivia thingy.... i never miss it!!! i always answer all the questions correctly!! *whine whine* uncle said someone didn't know who larry, joe and moe were... HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW THE 3 STOOGES?
The chem core paper was EXCELLENT! could answer most of it, only 2 left blank due to, in my opinion, insufficient info given... of course, knowing my luck the option paper was utter and complete BULLSHIT!!!! There's 40 marks right? i reckon i'll get a 5?????
Went out to celebrate the last day for trials theory papers... decided to watch The Eye 10. Lousy movie....The Eye and The Eye 2 was soooooooo much better wei. Not scary at all!!! But... the guy who plays a Thai (whose name is Ray Macdonald or somethin) was really cute...
Had laksa for lunch...damn nice.... but now.... got indigestion!!!! feel like puking.... oh sick sick sick sick sick sick sick..... got tuition at 6.30 summore... with that weirdo George....

The jinx is almost over... almost.... only the physics prac left....

Am watching Samara tomoro... supposedly good.... i wanna watch The Pacifier!!!!!! (Vin Diesel is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot) *lovingly gazes at vin diesel card in wallet*

---------intermission to puke in washroom----------------

oh crud.... feel so sick... sick sick sick sick sick..... haih... see y'all day after tomoro. Won't be free to update the blog...

bio trials

2005-04-05T03:36:00.000-07:00

here i continue my swearing and cursing of the trials.... if you don't know what i'm talking about, read the post titled "Physics Trials" first and watch me hoot on and on about the trial jinx that won't go away....

things that went wrong today:

Woke up late... actually, i woke up on time but went back to sleep because of sheer utter laziness... hence, i was ALMOST late... but uncle got up late too (hyuk hyuk hyuk) so I wasn't at fault this time
i lose my favourite pencil.... 15 minutes before i'm supposed to enter the friggin exam hall... how niiiiiiiiiice.... bought another one, watched RM4.60 (pilot is sooooo expensive) go down the drain...
the exam was okay larr i guess... up to some extent.... then, at the end of it all, i see my bio tuition teacher, who is also my invigilator (yes everyone.. i go for BIO tuition) laughing at my answers... mean woman... don't get me wrong tho she's really nice
i blew my diet... i B-L-E-W it away.... peppercorn (really chun restaurant with really chun fattening food) grilled chicken and nasi lemak at melur (mamak restaurant near college)

damn sakit larr right now....... my heart is sooooo painful....... for once in my life i thought i had HOPE for the trials and so far it hasn't been good...

that's it i think.... stay tuned for more jinx stories tomorrow for chemistry... that one sure hebat i tell you....

on a lighter note: i heard a really great joke today... actually, the peppercorn auntie made a fatal error when... just read this conversation excerpt.... damn funny i tell you...

"Dear, you want chicken breast or drumstick?"

"Breast auntie..."

*food arrives*

*chicken breast came with too little sauce*

"Dear... your breast is dry you want a bit more sauce??"

*laughter from all at table*

*aunty says pai seh a few hundred times*

man....... i tell you...... my fren kena kao kao for that statement wei....

Physics Trials

2005-04-03T22:10:00.000-07:00

I hate my trials
Hate hate hate hate hate

I'm always jinxed during the trials...
I dunno why...

Wanna see the list of things that went wrong during physics?? Here... Let me enlighten you on my plight...

1. I couldn't find my ID card, which is for some odd reason a needed thing in this dumbass college....

2. Oh wait... before that happened, i woke up on time... hunky dory.... bathed till 6.30 as usual.... and then discovered at 6.31 that the neighbour who sends me to college is already outside the gate waiting for me!!

so i grab my wallet, grab my phone, grab my bag (which i packed in a record time of 5 secs), grab my deo... and my comb when i discover that my hair is SOAKING WET.... ran like hell... and have the uncle tell me

"Oh... so early ah.... actually i was about to wait for you...i came out early coz i woke up early..."

menyampahnyerrrrr...............

3. I arrive in college, dump my stuff in the cafe, go to the washroom and find out that today is a bad hair day.... so my hair looks like CRAP.....

4. I go to the office to get a slip to "excuse" myself for forgetting my id... and guess who i see? Mr. Ananda my good friend... i HATE him.... hate hate hate... anyway, i tell him i forgot my id, he gives me this loooooong lecture on what an "irresponsible class rep" i am

as it is, my mood was off, so i have him sarki-er answers to his sarky questions... here's what the conversation was like:

"How do you students keep your ic's and passports ah? You keep losing your things like this..."
"Sir... We only lose our id sir... it just jumps out of our pockets la sir..."

"Sir... what's the date today?"
"Shouldn't you know? You're the one who's sitting for the trials..."
"Ya, but sir... they write it on the white board in front so i don't need to know mah!"

"Where is your id?"
"In Johor sir..."
"What's it doing in Johor?"
"I went back for the weekend... probably left it on the table"
"I can only give you this pass for one day"
"Nevermind la sir i'll get a new id"
"Paying 25 ringgit for a piece of plastic card..."
"No la sir... actually 50 ringgit for a piece of plastic card... i've lost it before..."

seeee??? his muka damn hitam i tell you....i nearly added the fact that it was only 10 bux to duplicate it outside but i kept my mouth shut for my own good...

5. Last, but prob not least, i studied like SHIT for the exams... never in my life have i paid soooo much attention to physics you know.... and what happens? I can't finish the bloody paper... oh my word, i am thiiiiis close to killing someone....the next paper? hell... i left 3 or 4 questions blank... oh wait, that's the whole paper!!!! yay!!! three cheers for me for fucking up the entire paper!!!!

i can't wait for bio trials... that's tomoro... wanna bet it's gonna be worse??? i ain't temptin fate, but as with most things, it can only happen to ME....

flump feels...

2005-03-31T17:51:00.000-08:00

Flump feeling bad
Flump feeling unhappy
Flump feeling sad
Flump feeling crappy

*Flump stomps around in room*
*earthquake*
*taylor's college runtuh*

Flump feeling joyful
Flump wanna jump
Flump did something awful
Flump Flump Flump!!

-----yeeeeees.... the exams are getting to me----------

Bored bored bored
No inspiration to write
No words come out despite
I'm alone and bored

*smacks head*
*discovers stupidity of it all*

flump flump and away!!!!!

ps: flump is my green elefant... stuffed toy.... in this case it refers to ME!!!

Velly velly good england no?

2005-03-30T00:15:00.000-08:00

You want to witness the amazing powers of Manglish? Watch me translate this really really appropriately spoken English conversation into something only a true Malaysian can appreciate...

"Hello there!Do we by chance know each other?"
"By golly!Do my eyes deceive me? Is that you, Theodore? How long has it been ol'chap? Where have you been?"
"Oh, it's been too long... I'm currently travelling the globe in search of a priceless gem!"
"A priceles gem? Is there really such a thing?Don't you go pulling my leg ol'man i'm much too weak for that sunshine..."
"Why, yes! It's hidden in the dense jungles of Kalimantan, and apparently many have died trying to get to it!"
"What is so great about this gem?"
"Apparently, whoever owns it will become a very powerful being... almost immortal!"
"That is fascinating... mind if i join you in your crusade ol' man? For all times sake?"
"Normally i wouldn't allow it, but for you Watson, I'd be most obliged... would you care to join me now for a spot of tea?"

got this out a comic appropriately title "The English Mania" basically about englishmen.

Check this out:

"Oi! I know you from somewhere right?"
"Wah lao eh...Theodore izzit? Long time no see! What you doing now ah?"
"Yalo yalo long time... I'm searching the whole world for a velly expensive gem stone!"
"Yah meh? Got such thing wan? Eh, you better not be lying you know, my cholesterol level over the moon oledi..."
"Got wan la... It's in the hutan in Kalimantan, and alot of people all kong because they all tried to get it!"
"Why this gem so great ah?"
" They say lah, whoever gets it becomes velly powderful! Like cockroack liddat cannot die wan!"
"Fuyoooo....I can join anot ah? For fun la..."
"Usually cannot but for you Watson because my granfather and your grandfather were best friends, can la... Eh, want to go yum cha?"

damn... gotta love manglish!

thougths of the day

2005-03-28T00:47:00.000-08:00

Damn... i need to pee...

*intermission*

Aaaaaaaaaah.......
Much better......

*eyelids closing*

NO! I m-m-m-ust stay awake
Must resist temptation to sleep on computer table

*yawn yawn*

Shit.... how much longer can i keep this up?
How much longer can i be in this glazed mental state?

*yawns somemore*
*djfhr*

Oooops... sorry, typo error....
Fell asleep on the keyboard

*fingers are sllllllipipiippinggggg ...*

Must stay awake
Must study something

*splitting of d-orbitals causes colour in transition elemants*

No no no no.... absorption of energy within the visible range of the EM spectrum does....

*FSH stimulates growth of primary follicle in ovaries*

bleuk... BORING..... la la la la la... eh what does LH do?

*Doraemon theme song plays in background*

Oh shit i think i'm losing it... do-ra-e-mon....

*Ms.Kalppana's a bitch*

Duh... general understatement of the year 2005...

*Dota dota dota dota*

Yes... i'm longing for it eventhough i absolutely suck at it

*Neils Bohr and Albert Einstein*

Sickos

*Apples*

Hate em... they're the reason gravity exists...and are the foundation of physics....

(note: to those who don't recall, dumbass newton discovered dumbass gravity when a dumbass apple fell on his dumbass head)

system shut down... malfunction... bzzt bzzt... crinkle crinkle crunch crunch...

*zzzzzz*

top ten ways of....

2005-03-24T21:10:00.001-08:00

top ten ways of....

2005-03-24T21:10:00.000-08:00

D-O-T-A

2005-03-21T22:47:00.000-08:00

This is to be sung like YMCA... only it's DOTA...

Young man, there's no need to feel bored
I said, young man, pick a new hero now
I said, young man, you must go out and explore
There's a need to be in hurry
Young man, there's a place you must go
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough
You can fight there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to le-vel up

It's fun to play the game D-O-T-A
It's a must to play D-O-T-A
It has everything that will help you to die
So much it'll make you cry
It's fun to play the game D-O-T-A
It's a must to play D-O-T-A
You can get yourself killed, you can have a burize,You can do an omni-slash ...

Young man, are you buying your stuff?
I said, young man, gotta make yourself tough
I said, young man, get an eye of skadi
But make sure you ain't melee

No man hits a tower and stays
I said, young man, put your gung ho away
And just go back, to the B-A-S-E
I'm sure it will save your ass today

It's a must to get N-U-L-L
So you can survive D-O-T-A
Have faith in yourself to put some heroes to rest, while you become the best
It's fun to play the game D-O-T-A
It's a must to play D-O-T-A
You can get yourself killed, you can have a good "meal",You can do a chain heal ...

Young man, now it's time to move on
I said, go on, put your power threads on
And then, whack up every building you see
To get to the frozen throne

Now, sit back, and watch the show as your creeps
Take down, your opponents B-A-S-E
Deal your final blow of misery
And then run away again

It's fun to play D-O-T-A
It's a must to play D-O-T-A
It has everything for you men to enjoy, including shopping for cool toys...
D-O-T-A....

NOTE: this is a rough one... it still needs polishing.

Dedicated to Ms.Kalppana

2005-03-17T00:34:00.000-08:00

Have you ever wondered why some people behave the way they do? Why they do the things they do? I have.... and you noe wat.... humans are STUPID! Some people are sooooo stupid, not even the words stupid, dumb or idiotic could describe them! Argh!

I have a lecturer...
Oh, what a magnificent example of the
nearly extinct Facilitatorus Idioticus creature
That you thought was already removed the face of this
ecosystem I call Taylor's College
No... evidently these harmful and potentially deadly creatures
still go wild and free
Threathening to make every single student, Victimus Goingtodieus
it's prey...
My class nearly fell, nearly fell for it...
But we lived!
And i lived! I lived to tell the story of
The tragic tale of failed exams and immense personal grief...
Be warned about this Facilitatorus Idioticus
Never look it in the eyes for it will confuse you!
Never listen to it for it will make your ears bleed...
Never re-ask questions for it will spread
it's confusionism...
Oh...woe is me....
Learning something i know nothing about...
Oh...woe is me....
Listening to it talk about something it knows nothing about
The bond between it and me
Weaker than van-der-waals could ever imagine
Our order of reaction in it's class...
ZERO!!!
It's reactants(so called knowledge) does not affect
the product(our poor grades)....
Oh... how i wish we could end this...
this longstanding endothermic reaction!
everything it gives us, we absorb...
but our brain gets colder and colder each day
slowly freezing into a block of useless mass....
*sob sob weep weep*
oh... someone just save us!
i wish it would undergo
a substitution reaction....
or better still...
ELIMINATION!!!

*touches wood just in case*

ps: this has got everything to do with my horrible chem teacher whose name has been mentioned.

Blah Wars Chapter 1: The Flabby Menace

2005-03-02T19:06:00.000-08:00

PART 1: A NEW BEGINNING....

Obi-Wan JellyB sat down near the windowsill and looked out into distant space, paying careful attention to the spaceships and battle cruisers that were flying about looking for a fight.

"How long before someone collides with someone else? The Snicker Bars really suck at strategy...And there are no Mars Knights out today either..."

Suddenly, out of nowhere, he sees a battle ship bearing the emblem of the Council of Mars Knights, and in an instant two of the Snicker Bars were taken out. There was a Knight behind the controls of the ship. Obi-Wan JellyB longed to be part of this council, to be part of the prestigious defenders of his Republic... To be able to fight using light sabers *zoing* and laser beam guns *tiu tiu tiu*!!! Oh.... the joy of holding an MBD *kaboom*! (You'll see what that is later)

A thought crossed across his jelly-fied mind... Why not enlist in the Republic Naval Academy?

And so he did, learning all the necessary skills needed to use the MBD (muesli-bar desolator...equivalent to a bazooka) and the corn flake thrower(a grenade).

"Private JellyB can you please demonstrate the workings of an MBD?!"
"Sir yes sir!!"

*KABOOM*
*MUESLI BAR FLIES OVER HEADS OF NEW REDCRUITS*
*BOINK*
*MUESLI BAR LANDS ON DUMMY*

"Good job Private! Now do you maggots see what you're supposed to live up to?!"
"Sir yes sir!!"

*KABOOM*

"What was that Pri----"

*BOINK*
*MUESLI BAR LANDS ON SERGEANT*
*SERGEANT BLOWS UP TO A MILLION PIECES*

"Don't think that was supposed to happen... "

He did emerge at the top of his class, and graduate with honours (particularly in the field of muesli-bar desolating)

The Republic, recognizing his potential gave him the immediate post of navy seal captain. His assignments proved to be successful, with him being at the forefront of Fat (A nation on its own) destroying. His insistence on becoming a Knight eventually landed him in what would be the greatest mission of his life...

The Fatderation had enslaved the small remote world of Roti Sardin. Everyday they were forced to make hot chocolate in the already blistering heat as fuel for the Fats machines. The worst part was that they couldn't fight back for fear that the giant marshmallows would engulf them in a single bite. No one was spared the wrath and fury of the Fatderation guards...except young Mannequin Earthwalker and his mother.

Upon learning that the Fatderation had enslaved Roti Sardin, the Republic called upon the Mars Knights to oust them from this province.

This was, however, no easy task. With each attack the Fatderation grew bolder, being able to predict the Republic's every move. Obi-Wan JellyB volunteered to be on the task force. In a spectacular battle

*tiu tiu tiu tiu* (sfx for laser gun)
"ARGH!!!! HE....GOT....ME...."
"YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE OBI-WAN!"
*bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt*(sfx for heat amplifier)
"Ha!!! Take that you friggin marshmallow! Die! Die! DIE!!!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....."
*MARSHMALLOW GUARD MELTS TO GROUND*
*OBI-WAN DOES VICTORY DANCE*
(actually a mutated version of the can-can)

-------------------end of chapter 1----------------------------------------

my new blog.....

2005-02-27T20:16:00.000-08:00

just got this thingy created.... haven't got a clue how to use it, but what the hell.... well, i'll be frank bout the reason for the elefant guru's creation...

i got lots and lots and lots of things to talk about... or rather write about, and friendster barely has enough space for me to throw my thoughts about.

as you go about looking through my blog you'll realize 3/4 of the time it ain't about my life, or me, but bout the fictitious characters i create and develop (such as vickee the fat fighting hero, or kabong the unfortunate bee....)

sounds stupid?? that's just me i guess.... crappy and full of crap that no measure of crapiness can define me...... ha ha ha ah ah aha ha

seriously lah, the idea of this blog is just for people to chill out and have a good laugh, be it about me, my characters or my life's story ;)

enjoy it ya? feel free to send me msgs or post up your ideas

luv ya
the green elefant